WEARS BLACK, LOVES COFFEE, AVOIDS PEOPLE t-shirt

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Size: S (UK 8-10)
Colour: BLACK
Only 1000000000 left
DISPATCHES FROM THE UK
FREE UK DELIVERY over £60 (or £4.95)
FREE US SHIPPING ON ORDERS £115+ ($150 USD approximately)
30-DAY REFUND POLICY
Full refund including original delivery. No restocking fees. Excludes earrings, sale items and giftcard purchases.

This Dark t-shirt blends Victorian Gothic aesthetics with cheeky dark humour. Featuring vintage-style calligraphy and a skeleton sipping from a cup, it proudly declares: 'Wears Black, Loves Coffee, Avoids People.' (A tea-lover’s alternative design is also available!)

Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.  

KEY DETAILS:

  • EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
  • 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
  • UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
  • SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
  • GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
  • HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).

UK DELIVERY

£4.95 (FREE over £60) — Royal Mail Tracked. Tracking details provided.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

£15 GBP (~$20 USD) – Royal Mail Tracked + your local postal service

Tracking details provided

Estimated delivery: 10–20 working days from dispatch.

✦ Optional: Add signature on delivery for added security (ideal for flats or high-theft areas).

✦ Delays may occur due to Customs or weather conditions.

TAXES & IMPORT FEES

Buyers are responsible for any customs/import fees.

🇺🇸 US customers: Import tariffs now apply and are the recipient’s responsibility.

IMPORTANT NOTES

This is a tiny one-woman business, based in the UK.

Cotton t-shirts are printed to order and sent directly by a local printing company. This means they'll be sent separately.

MADE-TO-ORDER ITEMS

These items dispatch on estimated date listed (or earlier).

If delays occur, I’ll notify you via email.

Orders containing made-to-order items and other items will be dispatched together once everything is ready (excludes cotton t-shirts, they'll be printed+shipped as usual).

30-Day Refund Policy

Full refund given, including original shipping charges. No restocking fees.

You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return and 16days send your item(s) back.

Items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed, and with packaging intact.

Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK.

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

Exclusions

Refunds or replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.

The following items are not eligible for returns or refunds:

  • Reduced items
  • Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
  • Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for exchanges only)

Attention – International Orders

Refunds or replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.

Please select shipping with signature for added security.

How to Request a Return

Contact me before sending any items back: nora@theblackwardrobe.com

See full Refund Policy here

Customer Reviews

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Meisha Daniel
Love it

Love the t-shit, so comfortable and soft material. Will definitely be making more purchases in the future

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Sarah Gillson
Gender: Female
Highly recommend

The t-shirts are really good quality! Soft and comfortable. Prompt delivery. This was my first order and I will definitely be ordering more!

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Jen J
Gender: Female
Practically perfect

Excellent service from start to finish. I was worried I may have left it too late to get before Christmas but Nora worked her magic and received in plenty of time. Love the T-shirt and I know my son will too. 💯 recommend

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Nadine Wilson
Gender: Female
Wears black loves coffee avoids people t shirt

I have ordered this for my daughter for Christmas I’m sure she will love it. Thank you

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Glen Copley
Great service

Prompt service. Questions answered quickly. Great items. Will buy again

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