DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE - alternative dark humour t-shirt

£29.50
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£29.50
Size: S
Colour: BLACK
ALMOST GONE: Only 1000000000 left

Handprinted to order by printing company. Sent separately. Dispatches in 7 days.

DISPATCHES FROM THE UK
FREE UK DELIVERY ON ORDERS £60+
FREE US SHIPPING ON ORDERS £115+ (~$150 USD)
14-DAY REFUND POLICY
Full refund including original shipping. No restocking fees. Excludes earrings, sale and giftcard purchases.

Express your disdain for early mornings with Gothic elegance in this sarcastic t-shirt. Featuring a Victorian-inspired design with intricate spiderwebs and floral motifs. Perfect for night owls who prefer the darkness and their own company.

Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.  

KEY DETAILS:

  • EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
  • 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
  • UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
  • SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
  • GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
  • HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).

UK DELIVERY

£4.95 (FREE over £60) — Royal Mail Tracked. Tracking details provided.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

£15 GBP (~$20 USD) – Royal Mail Tracked + your local postal service

Tracking details provided

Estimated delivery: 10–20 working days from dispatch.

✦ Optional: Add signature on delivery for added security (ideal for flats or high-theft areas).

✦ Delays may occur due to Customs or weather conditions.

TAXES & IMPORT FEES

Buyers are responsible for any customs/import fees.

🇺🇸 US customers: Import tariffs now apply and are the recipient’s responsibility.

IMPORTANT NOTES

This is a tiny one-woman business, based in the UK.

Cotton t-shirts are printed to order and sent directly by a local printing company. This means they'll be sent separately.

PREORDERS

Preordered items dispatch on the estimated date listed.

If delays occur, I’ll notify you via email.

Orders containing preorder + non-preorder items will be dispatched together when preorder items are ready (excludes cotton t-shirts)

14-Day Refund Policy

Full refund given, including original shipping charges. No restocking fees.

You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return and send your item(s) back.

Items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed, and with packaging intact.

Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK.

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

Exclusions

Refunds or replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.

The following items are not eligible for returns or refunds:

  • Reduced items
  • Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
  • Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for exchanges only)

Attention – International Orders

Refunds or replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.

Please select shipping with signature for added security.

How to Request a Return

Contact me before sending any items back: nora@theblackwardrobe.com

See full Refund Policy here

Customer Reviews

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Sarah Gillson
Gender: Female
Very pleased!

Yet another lovely t-shirt! Soft and comfortable. Prompt delivery and great customer service!

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Justine Robinson
Your size : 14/16
Size bought: L
T-shirt review

Spot on size, soft material. Love these T-shirts

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Jane Phillips
First time buyer

Well made, good fit and love the humour

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Christine Hinitt
Don't like people t shirt

Great t shirt. Fits well, good material and doesn't feel cheap. Would def buy more!

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Joanne Mayer
Love an inspirational quote

Great print, great tshirt, its so soft and feels great on my skin. I'd say the sizing is spot on, theres really no need to size up. Dries well in the dryer too, no shrinkage. Will definitely be buying more, but in my normal size.

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