Express your disdain for early mornings with Gothic elegance in this sarcastic t-shirt. Featuring a Victorian-inspired design with intricate spiderwebs and floral motifs. Perfect for night owls who prefer the darkness and their own company.
Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.
KEY DETAILS:
£4.95 (FREE over £80) — Royal Mail Tracked. Tracking details provided.
------------------------------------------------------------From £15 GBP (~$20 USD) – Royal Mail Tracked + your local postal service
Tracking details provided
Estimated delivery: 10–20 working days from dispatch.
✦ Optional: Add signature on delivery for added security (ideal for apartments or high-theft areas).
✦ Delays may occur due to Customs or weather conditions.
Buyers are responsible for any customs/import fees.
🇺🇸 USA customers: Duties and Import tariffs now apply and are the recipient’s responsibility. (These are charged by the US Government).
Cotton t-shirts are printed to order and sent directly the printing company. This means they'll be sent separately.
These items dispatch on estimated date listed (or earlier).
If delays occur, I’ll notify you via email.
Orders containing made-to-order items and other items will be dispatched together once everything is ready (excludes cotton t-shirts, they'll be printed+shipped as usual).
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Refunds or replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.
The following items are not eligible for returns or refunds:
⚠️ Refunds or replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.
Please select shipping with signature for added security.
Contact me before sending any items back: nora@theblackwardrobe.com
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