CAFFEINE THOUGHTS - alternative dark humour t-shirt
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"I run on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts".
This beautiful tee features a Vintage-inspired monochrome design with floral motifs and victorian style drawings of skulls, bats and a sweet teacup. It is made of super soft cotton, with a loose fit.
Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.
KEY DETAILS:
- EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
- 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
- UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
- SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
- GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
- HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).
WASHCARE:
- Wash up to 30C (85F) with similar colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble-dry.
- Do not iron (steam instead)
- Do not dry-clean.
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PLEASE NOTE: t-shirts may occasionally arrive with a vinegar-like scent.
This is from the pre-treatment used for the inks to bond to the garment. This is safe and non-toxic, and it should go away after the first wash.
Whilst the printing company try to minimise this by not packing garments straight away and using paper-based packaging, it isn’t always possible to avoid it completely.
UK DELIVERY:
- £4.95 (FREE ABOVE £60).
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Royal Mail tracked (tracking details provided)
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INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING:
£15 GBP ($20 USD aproximately - depending on currency exchange)
- Estimated shipping time (from date of dispatch): 10-20working days aproximately.
- Sent with Royal Mail tracked and your national postal-service.
- Please be aware of occasional delays due to Customs and/or bad weather.
- Optional: Signature upon delivery for added security. Please select this option if you live in apartments or your area is susceptible to parcel-theft.
TAXES / TARIFFS:
- Customs/import taxes are the responsibility of the buyer.
- Please note: US orders are now subject to import tariffs, which are the responsibility of the recipient.
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The following items are not eligible for returns/refunds:
- Reduced items
- Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
- Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for exchanges only).
Refunds/replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.
- You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return and send your item(s) back.
- Items must
be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed and with their packaging intact. - Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK.
- Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
Attention! International Orders:
- refunds/replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking. Please select shipping with signature for added security.
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Customer Reviews
I purchased an original soft t-shirt. It fits perfectly and is so comfortable to wear. It was carefully packaged and arrived quickly. I will definitely be purchasing again from this amazing one-woman business. Thank you, Nora!
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Lovely material, nice design and comfortable to wear.
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