New!
PRE-ORDER! (dispatch-date: 1st week of June)

BIG TOTE BAG WITH ZIP


£54.00

WEARS BLACK LOVES COFFEE
SHHH...NO ONE CARES
NORMAL IS AN ILLUSION
IN MEMORY OF WHEN I CARED

Hurry! Only -2 left in stock!

You're buying from a small, UK business.

PREORDER ITEM. Estimated dispatch date: first week of June.

DISPATCHES FROM THE UK.

RETURNS/EXCHANGES ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM.

  • Free UK delivery on +£40 orders (£2.50 otherwise)
  • $10 USD flat-rate shipping to the US (£10 all other countries).
  • International customers are responsible for any Customs / import taxes that may apply to them.
  • Returns accepted on clothing unless customised or sale.
PRODUCT INFORMATION
DELIVERY/RETURNS
PRODUCT INFORMATION

Bring a bit of darkness to your workplace! This big tote bag is your ideal companion for work and beyond. Thanks to its generous size and zip top-closure, you can safely carry all your daily essentials including a small laptop.

Made of high-quality faux leather (PU), it comes in several of my popular designs which blend a mix of Gothic Victoriana aesthetics with macabre dark humour.

KEY DETAILS:

  • Black faux leather (PU).
  • Gold metal hardware.
  • Adjustable shoulder-straps.
  • Fully lined (nude/beige lining).
  • Top zip closure.
  • 3 internal pockets (one with a zip).
  • 1 external zipped pocket.

LOOK AFTER ME:

  • Wipe clean with a soft dry cloth.
      DELIVERY/RETURNS

      IF YOU BUY JEWELLERY AND CLOTHING/MUGS IN THE SAME ORDER, THEY'LL COME IN SEPARATE PARCELS.

      PREORDER ITEMS WILL BE DISPATCHED ON ESTIMATED-DISPATCH-DATE PROVIDED. Please note these dates could be changed without prior notice.

      Contact me if you have any questions. I'll be happy to assist.

      UK DELIVERY: £2.50 (FREE FOR ORDERS ABOVE £40). 

      Royal Mail tracked (transit time: 1-3working days aproximately). Please be aware of occasional delays, specially during Christmas season.

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      SHIPPING TO UNITED STATES: $10 USD - FLAT FEE COST

      INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING (other countries): £10.00* - FLAT FEE COST

      *(which equates to $13USD / 12Euro / $17CAD / $19AUD aproximately, depending on current exchange rate).

      ESTIMATED TRANSIT TIME (from date of dispatch): 2-4 WEEKS if they don't get stuck at your country's Customs).

      International buyers are responsible for any Customs / import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to Customs.

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      RETURNS/EXCHANGES:

      Returns/exchanges are allowed unless they're earrings, customised, from the "Sale" section or gift-cards.

      I cannot be held responsible for parcels lost/delayed due to incorrect and/or incomplete shipping-address provided by the customer at the time of purchase.

      YOU HAVE 14 DAYS (from the date of receiving your order) TO REQUEST A REFUND AND SEND THE ITEM(S) BACK IN THEIR ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNWORN/UNUSED.

      Return postage/packing will not be refunded.

      If you wish to exchange an item, please note there's a £2.50 delivery-fee to send the new item to you (UK orders).

      Read full REFUND POLICE here

      Customer Reviews

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      Cindy K
      Normal is an illusion tote!

      Love it!!! I bought this tote for my laptop and it fits inside with room to spare! Thank you!

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      Connie Shultz
      I love my tote!!

      It can hold a lot!! I appreciate the lighter lining because it makes it easier to find things. The graphic is crisp and the tote is well assembled and handles a healthy amount of weight!!

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      Karen Bloomfield
      I love it!

      Love my new tote bag, it’s beautiful!
      Will definitely recommend

      Thank you! 🖤 xxx