SHHH...NO ONE CARES t-shirt
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Exclusive design by The Black Wardrobe
Full refund within 30 days.
Ships from the UK
US buyers: please beware of tariffs / import-fees
FREE UK DELIVERY over £80 (or £4.95)
Show off your sarcastic dark humor with this Gothic t-shirt, featuring a vampire mouth with sharp fangs and nails, whispering 'Shhh... No one cares.'
Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.
KEY DETAILS:
- EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
- 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
- UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
- SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
- GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
- HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).
UK DELIVERY
£4.95 (FREE over £80) — Royal Mail Tracked. Tracking details provided.
------------------------------------------------------------INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
From £15 GBP (~$20 USD) – Royal Mail Tracked + your local postal service
Tracking details provided
Estimated delivery: 10–20 working days from dispatch.
✦ Optional: Add signature on delivery for added security (ideal for apartments or high-theft areas).
✦ Delays may occur due to Customs or weather conditions.
TARIFFS, TAXES & IMPORT FEES
Buyers are responsible for any customs/import fees.
🇺🇸 USA customers: Duties and Import tariffs now apply and are the recipient’s responsibility. (These are charged by the US Government).
IMPORTANT NOTES
This is a tiny one-woman business, based in the UK.Cotton t-shirts are printed to order and sent directly the printing company. This means they'll be sent separately.
MADE-TO-ORDER ITEMS (PREORDER)
These items dispatch on estimated date listed (or earlier).
If delays occur, I’ll notify you via email.
Orders containing made-to-order items and other items will be dispatched together once everything is ready (excludes cotton t-shirts, they'll be printed+shipped as usual).
READ FULL SHIPPING POLICY HERE
30-Day Refund Policy
- Full refund* given, including original shipping charges.
- (*International duties, tariffs, import fees are non-refundable).
- You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return, and 16 days to send your item(s) back.
- Items must be in "new", resellable condition:
- Unworn and unwashed
- In original packaging (including clear ziplock bags), with swing-tags and labels still attached.
- Returns must be sent back to me (I'm based in the UK).
- Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
- International customers are also responsible for Customs duties/fees.
Exclusions
Refunds or replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.
The following items are not eligible for returns or refunds:
- Reduced items
- Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
- Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for credit or exchanges only)
Attention – International Orders
⚠️ Refunds or replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.
Please select shipping with signature for added security.
How to Request a Return
Contact me before sending any items back: nora@theblackwardrobe.com
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