SHHH...NO ONE CARES t-shirt

£29.50 GBP
£29.50 GBP
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Size: S
Style: SHORT SLEEVE
ALMOST GONE: Only 999999999 left

HAND-PRINTED TO ORDER by local UK printing company. Sent separately.

DISPATCHES FROM THE UK
UK DELIVERY £4.95 or free over £60+
FREE US SHIPPING ON ORDERS £115+ ($150 USD aproximately)
14-DAY REFUND POLICY
Full refund including original shipping. No restocking fees. Excludes earrings, sale and giftcard purchases.

Show off your sarcastic dark humor with this Gothic t-shirt, featuring a vampire mouth with sharp fangs and nails, whispering 'Shhh... No one cares.'

Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.  

KEY DETAILS:

  • EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
  • 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
  • UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
  • SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
  • GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
  • HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).

UK DELIVERY

£4.95 (FREE over £60) — Royal Mail Tracked. Tracking details provided.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

£15 GBP (~$20 USD) – Royal Mail Tracked + your local postal service

Tracking details provided

Estimated delivery: 10–20 working days from dispatch.

✦ Optional: Add signature on delivery for added security (ideal for flats or high-theft areas).

✦ Delays may occur due to Customs or weather conditions.

TAXES & IMPORT FEES

Buyers are responsible for any customs/import fees.

🇺🇸 US customers: Import tariffs now apply and are the recipient’s responsibility.

IMPORTANT NOTES

This is a tiny one-woman business, based in the UK.

Cotton t-shirts are printed to order and sent directly by a local printing company. This means they'll be sent separately.

MADE-TO-ORDER ITEMS

These items dispatch on estimated date listed (or earlier).

If delays occur, I’ll notify you via email.

Orders containing made-to-order items and other items will be dispatched together once everything is ready (excludes cotton t-shirts, they'll be printed+shipped as usual).

14-Day Refund Policy

Full refund given, including original shipping charges. No restocking fees.

You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return and send your item(s) back.

Items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed, and with packaging intact.

Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK.

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

Exclusions

Refunds or replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.

The following items are not eligible for returns or refunds:

  • Reduced items
  • Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
  • Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for exchanges only)

Attention – International Orders

Refunds or replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.

Please select shipping with signature for added security.

How to Request a Return

Contact me before sending any items back: nora@theblackwardrobe.com

See full Refund Policy here

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Customer Reviews

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Louise Rankin
Gender: Female
Your size : 22
Size bought: 3XL
Love this!

This tshirt is absolutely brilliant! The quality and sizing are perfect and it is just as described. Fantastic!

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Kathryn Fletcher
Excellent t-shirt

Design is brilliant, really quality material and very comfortable

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Joanne Goodall
Gender: Female
Your size : 18/20
Size bought: XL
Love it!

Shirt arrived quickly and is true to size. I love the print and it says exactly what I'm thinking in my head!

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Fiona Tang
Love this print!

I bought this print for my best friend and myself because I feel it's just the kind of thing we'd do. The t-shirt is thin so great for working out and for layering. The print is fab and the has washed well

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Jacqueline Billingham
Shhh t shirt

Great T shirt , fast delivery, perfect fit , sizing spot on , will be buying again from this business.

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