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ARSON QUOTE - alternative dark humour t-shirt


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HAND-PRINTED TO ORDER AND SENT separately by printing company.

Sent separately from jewellery and mugs.

PROCESSING TIME: 10 WORKING DAYS (please be aware of occasional delays).

You're buying from a small, UK business.

£3.50 STANDARD UK DELIVERY (Free above £40)

$10 USD flat-rate shipping to USA. £10 all other countries. (buyers are responsible for their country's import taxes).

RETURNS ACCEPTED ON CLOTHING except if customised, Sale, or bought with gift-cards.

PRODUCT INFORMATION
WASH CARE
SHIPPING
REFUNDS / EXCHANGES
PRODUCT INFORMATION

Show them your macabre, dark humour wih this alternative slogan t-shirt. Featuring a monochrome design, this unisex t-shirt is made of super soft cotton, with a loose fit.

An exclusive design by TheBlackWardrobe, this funny tshirt will surely please all of those out there who have a twisted, dark sense of humour!

KEY DETAILS:

  • monochrome design.
  • LOOSE/BOXY FIT.
  • 100% COTTON.
  • Swipe photos to see sizing chart.
WASH CARE

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS:

Machine wash up to 40C, inside out, with similar colours.

Use non-chlorine bleach.

Tumble dry at low temperature.

Iron at medium temperature.

Do not iron directly on the print.

Do not dry clean.

SHIPPING

This is a tiny one-woman business, based in the UK.

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UK DELIVERY:

  • £3.50 (FREE FOR ORDERS ABOVE £40). 
  • Royal Mail tracked (transit time: 1-3 working days aproximately)
  • Please be aware of occasional delays, specially around Christmas time.
  • Contact me if you haven't received your order after 7days (from dispatch-date)
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    USA SHIPPING:

     $10 USD - FLAT FEE COST (UNITED STATES only).

  • ESTIMATED TRANSIT TIME (from date of dispatch): 2-4 weeks aproximately.
  • Royal Mail + USPS, TRACKED SERVICE. Clothing may be handled by other couriers.
  • Contact me if you haven't received your order after 30days (from dispatch-date)
  • Tracked-service with signature is also available (highly recommended if you live in apartments or any other area susceptible to parcel-theft). I do not offer refunds for stolen parcels.
  • TAXES: international buyers are responsible for any Customs / import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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    INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING (excluding USA):

    £10.00 - FLAT FEE COST (ALL OTHER COUNTRIES)

    ROYALMAIL TRACKED SERVICE (if available in your country). Tracking code will be provided in dispatch-email. Once the parcel arrives to your country, is handled by your national postal service.

    ESTIMATED TRANSIT TIME (from date of dispatch):

    2-4 WEEKS if they don't get stuck at your country's Customs.

    Please note, busy periods such as Christmas may increase the amount of time it takes for your parcel to reach you.

    TAXES: international buyers are responsible for any Customs / import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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    PROCESSING TIMES:

    Processing time for jewellery is 5 WORKING DAYS aproximately.

    Processing time for clothing is 10 WORKING DAYS aproximately.

    My items are HANDMADE to order (unless otherwise specified).

    T-shirts are individually hand-printed to order.

    If you buy jewellery and clothing, they'll be shipped in separate parcels.

    T-shirts/sweatshirts are printed+shipped by printing companies, here in the UK. I may use international printing companies for my international customers.

    IF YOU NEED TO RECEIVE YOUR ORDER BY A CERTAIN DATE, please add a note inside the "comments box" when ordering (you'll find this box in Cart page, before reaching Checkout). If I cannot meet your deadline, I will contact you ASAP.

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    Please note, all delivery timelines are for guidance only, given by Royal Mail.

    I DO NOT CHARGE VAT ON PURCHASES MADE ON THIS WEBSITE.

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    BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

    REFUNDS / EXCHANGES

    CANCELLATIONS:

    You can cancel your order as long as items haven't been dispatched.

    Customised items and gift-cards cannot be cancelled or refunded. 

    RETURNS/REFUNDS:

    YOU HAVE 14 DAYS (from the date of receiving your order) TO REQUEST A REFUND AND SEND THE ITEM(S) BACK IN THEIR ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED & UNWASHED. Refunds will not be accepted for items that don't comply with this.

    TO REQUEST A REFUND, CONTACT ME BEFORE YOU SEND THE ITEM BACK at nora@theblackwardrobe.com. Items sent back to me without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

    ALL RETURNS MUST BE SENT BACK TO ME. I'm based in the United kingdom. If returns are not sent to me, additional charges may apply or your refund may be denied.

    CUSTOMER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COST OF RETURN-SHIPPING (I highly recommend you use recorded delivery and obtain proof of postage. I cannot be held responsible for items lost, delayed or damaged when being returned).

    REFUNDS/REPLACEMENTS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED FOR MISSING PARCELS DUE TO SHIPPING-ADDRESS BEING OUTDATED, WRONG OR WITH MISSING INFORMATION. Please check you provided the correct, full address when you placed the order.

    ALL MY ITEMS CAN BE EXCHANGED or RETURNED EXCEPT:

    • CUSTOMISED ITEMS
    • DISCOUNTED ITEMS
    • EARRINGS (due to hygienical reasons).
    • GIFT-CARDS.
    • ITEMS BOUGHT WITH GIFT-CARD.

    If an item cannot be returned, this information will be provided on product page, within the product description box.

    Purchases paid with gift-card are NOT entitled to cash refund. Instead of a refund, the buyer can only exchange the item for something else.

    MONIES WILL BE REFUNDED BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I RECEIVE ITEM(S) BACK AND CONFIRM THAT ITEM(S) MEET(S) THE RETURN ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA.

    YOU WILL BE REFUNDED ON YOUR ORIGINAL PAYMENT METHOD. Please be aware that it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process the transaction.

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    EXCHANGES:

    PLEASE NOTE, THERE'S A £2.50 SHIPPING-CHARGE TO SEND THE NEW ITEM TO YOU (UK orders). 

    International orders are subject to this too. Get in touch for additional details.

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    Additional details for international orders:

    CUSTOMS/IMPORT TAXES WILL NOT BE REFUNDED. 

    If sending items back from outside the UK, make sure to declare items as "returned goods" on customs-forms. Any duties/taxes on returned goods will remain the responsibility of the customer.

    Please note, Royal Mail handles all my international parcels until they leave the UK. Once your order parcel arrives to your country, it gets handled by your local/national courier. Other couriers may be used for my clothing items.

    USA orders are handled by RoyalMail + USPS. 

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    MISSING PARCELS: 

    Please check tracking code on dispatch-confirmation email.

    If you need further help or tracking code doesn't provide information, contact me at nora@theblackwardrobe.com

    Please check you provided the correct, full address when you placed the order. REFUNDS/REPLACEMENTS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED FOR MISSING PARCELS DUE TO SHIPPING-ADDRESS BEING OUTDATED, WRONG OR WITH MISSING INFORMATION.

    (USA BUYERS): If you didn't select shipping "WITH SIGNATURE" and you live in an area prone to parcel-theft, I will not be able to offer a refund/replacement for missing parcels if they've been confirmed on tracking as "delivered". 

    MISSING PARCELS WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED LOST by RoyalMail UNTIL...

    20 WORKING DAYS AFTER EXPECTED DELIVERY DATE (INTERNATIONAL)

    10 WORKING DAYS AFTER EXPECTED DELIVERY DATE (UK)

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    DAMAGED/FAULTY ITEMS: 

    Please inspect your order upon reception and email me immediately (WITH PHOTO PROOF) if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item.

    Email me at this address with your full name and order-number: nora@theblackwardrobe.com

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    Customer Reviews

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    Michelle Quinn
    Lovely quality

    Love the T-shirts … and brilliant logo’s thank you so much

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    Wendy Martin
    They are perfect

    I ordered the 2 tops and wondered if I was over paying, but no they really are cotton, light weight breathable and comfortable the print is amazing, completely worth every penny. The delivery was good as they are made to order so you have about 15 days from placing your order to receiving it. 10/10 will shop again

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    Pauline Pettigrove
    Light up a room t-shirt, and crow ring

    Fantastic quality, prompt delivery. Kept informed all the way.
    Wonderful experience, will be a repeat customer 👌

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    Isla Lapsley

    ARSON QUOTE - alternative dark humour t-shirt