Handprinted to order by printing company. Sent separately. Dispatches in 7 days.
Show them your macabre, dark humour wih this alternative slogan t-shirt. Featuring a monochrome design, this unisex t-shirt is made of super soft cotton, with a loose fit.
Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.
KEY DETAILS:
£4.95 (FREE over £60) — Royal Mail Tracked. Tracking details provided.
£15 GBP (~$20 USD) – Royal Mail Tracked + your local postal service
Tracking details provided
Estimated delivery: 10–20 working days from dispatch.
✦ Optional: Add signature on delivery for added security (ideal for flats or high-theft areas).
✦ Delays may occur due to Customs or weather conditions.
Buyers are responsible for any customs/import fees.
🇺🇸 US customers: Import tariffs now apply and are the recipient’s responsibility.
Cotton t-shirts are printed to order and sent directly by a local printing company. This means they'll be sent separately.
Preordered items dispatch on the estimated date listed.
If delays occur, I’ll notify you via email.
Orders containing preorder + non-preorder items will be dispatched together when preorder items are ready (excludes cotton t-shirts)
Full refund given, including original shipping charges. No restocking fees.
You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return and send your item(s) back.
Items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed, and with packaging intact.
Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK.
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
Refunds or replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.
The following items are not eligible for returns or refunds:
Refunds or replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.
Please select shipping with signature for added security.
Contact me before sending any items back: nora@theblackwardrobe.com
I bought this as I joke after a member of kitchen team already burnt the place down.
No one was hurt and now we can all laugh about her almost killing her boss in her bed.
The perfect shirt to mark the occasion!
Great shirts
Great quality soft material. Washes well
Amazing T-Shirt everyone comments and has a good laugh at the slogan, quality is amazing as always with THE BLACK WARDROBE
Absolutely love this Tshirts exactly quality and will defo be ordering again and would recommend to everyone
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