WEARS BLACK, DRINKS TEA, AVOIDS PEOPLE t-shirt

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Size: S (UK 8-10)
Colour: BLACK
Only 1000000000 left in stock (dispatches soon)
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Exclusive design by The Black Wardrobe

Full refund within 30 days.

Ships from the UK

US buyers: please beware of tariffs / import-fees

FREE UK DELIVERY over £80 (or £4.95)

This Dark t-shirt blends Victorian Gothic aesthetics with cheeky dark humour. Featuring vintage-style calligraphy and a skeleton sipping from a cup, it proudly declares: 'Wears Black, Loves Coffee, Avoids People.' (A tea-lover’s alternative design is also available!)

Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.  

KEY DETAILS:

  • EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
  • 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
  • UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
  • SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
  • GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
  • HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).

UK DELIVERY

£4.95 (FREE over £80) — Royal Mail Tracked. Tracking details provided.

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INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

From £15 GBP (~$20 USD) – Royal Mail Tracked + your local postal service

Tracking details provided

Estimated delivery: 10–20 working days from dispatch.

✦ Optional: Add signature on delivery for added security (ideal for apartments or high-theft areas).

✦ Delays may occur due to Customs or weather conditions.

TARIFFS, TAXES & IMPORT FEES

Buyers are responsible for any customs/import fees.

🇺🇸 USA customers: Duties and Import tariffs now apply and are the recipient’s responsibility. (These are charged by the US Government).

IMPORTANT NOTES

This is a tiny one-woman business, based in the UK.

Cotton t-shirts are printed to order and sent directly the printing company. This means they'll be sent separately.

MADE-TO-ORDER ITEMS (PREORDER)

These items dispatch on estimated date listed (or earlier).

If delays occur, I’ll notify you via email.

Orders containing made-to-order items and other items will be dispatched together once everything is ready (excludes cotton t-shirts, they'll be printed+shipped as usual).

READ FULL SHIPPING POLICY HERE

30-Day Refund Policy

  • Full refund* given, including original shipping charges.
  • (*International duties, tariffs, import fees are non-refundable).
  • You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return, and 16 days to send your item(s) back.
  • Items must be in "new", resellable condition:
    • Unworn and unwashed
    • In original packaging (including clear ziplock bags), with swing-tags and labels still attached.
  • Returns must be sent back to me (I'm based in the UK).
  • Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
  • International customers are also responsible for Customs duties/fees.

Exclusions

Refunds or replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.

The following items are not eligible for returns or refunds:

  • Reduced items
  • Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
  • Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for credit or exchanges only)

Attention – International Orders

⚠️ Refunds or replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.

Please select shipping with signature for added security.

How to Request a Return

Contact me before sending any items back: nora@theblackwardrobe.com

See full Refund Policy here

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Customer Reviews

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Justine Robinson
Gender: Female
Your size : 14/16
Size bought: L
T-shirt review

spot on size, soft material, I love these T-shirts.

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carolyn nation
Gender: Female
Your size : 2XL
Size bought: 2XL
T Shirt

I am disappointed with the quality of the t-shirt, particularly for the cost. The material is very thin, almost see through.

I'm sorry to hear you were disappointed with the t-shirt. My t-shirts are made with high-quality soft and smooth durable fabric that resists pilling, shrinking, and deformation over time, wash after wash. They're definitely not see-through, unless they're excessively stretched due to a size issue.

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Nicola Wheelhouse

Lovely

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Julie Hill
Gender: Male
Soft

Lovely and soft perfect

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Tracey

Fabulous t shirt love it ..great service received

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