SHHH...NO ONE CARES t-shirt
- £29.50 GBP
- £29.50 GBP
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Only 999999999 left in stock (dispatches soon)
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Exclusive design by The Black Wardrobe
Full refund within 30 days.
Free UK delivery over £80 (or £4.95)
Ships from the UK
US buyers: shipping has tariffs /duties included.
NO CUSTOM FEES ON COTTON T-SHIRTS (they will be printed and shipped from a US-based printing company).
NO CUSTOM FEES ON COTTON T-SHIRTS (they will be printed and shipped from a US-based printing company).
Show off your sarcastic dark humor with this Gothic t-shirt, featuring a vampire mouth with sharp fangs and nails, whispering 'Shhh... No one cares.'
Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.
KEY DETAILS:
- EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
- 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
- UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
- SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
- GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
- HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).
UK DELIVERY
£4.95 (FREE over £80) — Royal Mail Tracked. Tracking details provided.
------------------------------------------------------------SHIPPING to the US
Tariffs and duties are now included in shipping price! This means no surprises or hidden fees when your order arrives to your door.
Tracking details provided
Estimated shipping time from the UK: 10–20 working days from dispatch.
Unisex cotton t-shirts are printed and sent by US-based printing company
Estimated shipping time: 5–10 working days from dispatch.
------------------------------------------------------------INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING (excludes the US)
From £15 GBP (~$20 USD) – Royal Mail Tracked + your local postal service
Tracking details provided
Estimated delivery: 10–20 working days from dispatch.
✦ Optional: Add signature on delivery for added security (ideal for apartments or high-theft areas).
✦ Delays may occur due to Customs or weather conditions.
TARIFFS, TAXES & IMPORT FEES
Buyers are responsible for any customs/import fees.
🇺🇸 USA customers: Duties and Import tariffs now apply and are the recipient’s responsibility. (These are charged by the US Government).
IMPORTANT NOTES
This is a tiny one-woman business, based in the UK.Cotton t-shirts are printed to order and sent directly the printing company. This means they'll be sent separately.
MADE-TO-ORDER ITEMS (PREORDER)
These items dispatch on estimated date listed (or earlier).
If delays occur, I’ll notify you via email.
Orders containing made-to-order items and other items will be dispatched together once everything is ready (excludes cotton t-shirts, they'll be printed+shipped as usual).
READ FULL SHIPPING POLICY HERE
30-Day Refund Policy
- Full refund* given, including original shipping charges.
- (*International duties, tariffs, import fees are non-refundable).
- You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return, and 16 days to send your item(s) back.
- Items must be in "new", resellable condition:
- Unworn and unwashed
- In original packaging (including clear ziplock bags), with swing-tags and labels still attached.
- Returns must be sent back to me (I'm based in the UK).
- Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
- International customers are also responsible for Customs duties/fees.
Exclusions
Refunds or replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.
The following items are not eligible for returns or refunds:
- Reduced items
- Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
- Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for credit or exchanges only)
Attention – International Orders
⚠️ Refunds or replacements won’t be issued for stolen parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.
Please select shipping with signature for added security.
How to Request a Return
Contact me before sending any items back: nora@theblackwardrobe.com
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